secular-space-witch:

breadbench:

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

markwatney:

call 911 she’s been shot

dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

ooj:

in between freelance i want to make a zine about what it feels like to have a crush